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Let me live my life.
We're perfect the way we are ♡
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
”explain your answer”
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url